San Diego’s dirty little secret
Transplanted beach bunny that I am, I love America’s Finest City. The beautiful weather and the friendly people of all shapes and hues. The city sports a coastline that is so picturesque that it makes your heart sing. But beneath it all, there is a dirty secret that most residents wouldn’t want you to know about. There is an army of terrorist waging their seasonal fight against the citizens of this fair city!
Personally I am putting on my imaginary pink hard hat, given to me by my cyber husband (that’s another story), arming myself with organic bug spray, and marching into battle against the hoard of ants that have had the nerve to invade my house!
Stop, before you say lock up the food. Everything will be alright. Wrong! These devils have bypassed my kitchen and marched into the sanctuary of MY bedroom. I do not eat in there or store treats in there so why are they there? I have been told they are looking for water. Well why bypass the bathroom and torture me?
I am putting them on alert. I will no longer stand for this and the fight is on. I have to be careful of the tools I use because of my allergies to chemicals. But its on and popping! This will be a fight to death.
I promise to use any and every organic weapon I can find. There may be million of you but the line is drawn. Lillie will not fail!
Charge! Let the best warrior win!!!!
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